June 2013
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
May 2013
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
i’m not sure if i want to be your best friend or makeout with you for 6 hours
can we do both

