You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her outside, she doesn’t like the outdoors so she won’t run around. She doesn’t like cat toys, she doesn’t like catnip. Anything normal that cats like she just doesn’t like. (x)
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“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
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Garden Fresh (by Agan Harahap)
The photo series exhibits a diverse set of animals casually walking through various sections of a supermarket, as though they themselves are shopping for ingredients for their next dinner party.
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do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
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why this only has 700 notes I will never know
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i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
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